Delaware, I’m not going to lie: we have nothing
in common. I’m mountainous and you, you
barely keep your nose above water. Highest
point: 450 feet. That’s not even a baguette
in the road. But I like your name. “What did Della wear?”
Or, truthfully, the name of an English Baron,
De La Warr. You were the first: first to ratify
the Constitution. First to become a state,
December 7, 1787. But Delaware, we have never
intermingled. I thought I had driven through you,
but I was mistaken in that, as in so many things.
Delaware, let’s make a pact, to become better
acquaintanced. We both love potatoes. I’m going
Right now to get some tangy Boardwalk fries.